1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,530 With a face like yours, you've got no business behind a microphone. 2 00:00:03,890 --> 00:00:05,010 You ought to be in pictures. 3 00:00:05,830 --> 00:00:06,830 Or television. 4 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:09,670 You know what I've always wanted to do? 5 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:11,029 What's that? 6 00:00:11,030 --> 00:00:12,030 Make love to you. 7 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:15,550 Oh, I'm kind of glad you brought that up. Why? 8 00:00:16,570 --> 00:00:18,470 I've always wanted to make love to you, too. 9 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,320 Keeps on rising 10 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,660 Oh. 11 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,900 That's it. Oh, yes. 12 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,460 Oh. 13 00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:31,460 Oh, yeah. 14 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:51,120 Let me give you a blowjob. 15 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,320 Nice and wet. 16 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,280 Oh, yeah. 17 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,080 Oh, 18 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,640 yeah. 19 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,780 Oh, God. 20 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,320 You make me so nice and wet. 21 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,800 Oh, that's it. 22 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,720 I'll lick my clit. 23 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,720 Oh, that's it. 24 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,400 Taste as good as you look. 25 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:23,420 Come on, I want to feel those famous muscles flex around my cock. 26 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:30,300 I've always tried to make those particular muscles the best features of 27 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,300 my routine. 28 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:39,160 Yeah, that's it. Oh, God. 29 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,080 Oh, it feels good. 30 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:42,400 Oh, God. 31 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,750 in it deeper 32 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,500 How's that? 33 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,080 Oh, that's great. 34 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,070 Competition though my first love is coaching 35 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:27,350 He's 36 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:34,310 right Jackie The definition in your legs is 37 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:40,470 perfect oh I don't know nothing's perfect 38 00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:44,550 you are Sweetheart 39 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,280 Why don't you show Arnold the rest of your body? 40 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,240 I'm sure he'd enjoy the work you do. 41 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,560 Definitely. I'd like to see that championship form, Jackie. 42 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,880 I don't know. It's been so long since I've done any posing. 43 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:03,380 What the hell? 44 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,660 Looks good, doesn't it? Yeah, just like a French lady. 45 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,540 Well, I think she's got a good development. 46 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,980 She's got a hell of a development. What are you talking about? 47 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,580 I'd like to live in a development like that. That's for sure. 48 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:39,700 Oh, yeah, that's really... Jackie, God. 49 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:52,680 You two have to join me your clothes boys 50 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,460 Thank you 51 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:40,260 Hey, you're real 52 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,260 good 53 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,330 Oh, yes. 54 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:07,790 By the way, Jim, I'm sure you'll both do everything possible to make 55 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:11,050 sure that the most deserving ladies will win Saturday. 56 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:18,130 You taste better at night than you do in the morning. 57 00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:22,849 Ah, yeah. 58 00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:25,030 Ah, where am I going? 59 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:32,020 I love it when you talk fresh. 60 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,420 Oh, yes. 61 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,600 You really know how to do it. 62 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:46,640 Oh, look at that. 63 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,620 Arnold, I think I found a hole you can throw. 64 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:03,050 Is it what you Americans call doggy style? 65 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,970 Stop by my gym any time, gentlemen. 66 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:27,510 For an exercise program that's guaranteed to please. 67 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:38,310 You didn't take your clothes off, did you? 68 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,070 No. 69 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:43,630 Promise? 70 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,130 Sure. It was just an interview. 71 00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:47,950 For snow tires. 72 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:50,530 So? 73 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:53,830 Well, what happened? 74 00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:56,410 Nothing. 75 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:58,950 He said he'd keep my application and call me. 76 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:01,750 Sounds like the brush-off to me. 77 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:06,110 Yeah, that's when it was all right. 78 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,250 Could I do your hair and makeup? 79 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,310 Why? 80 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:16,650 Because I think I could make you look different. 81 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:20,730 You don't always have to wear your hair up, you know. 82 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,740 And with a little highlighter, I can make your eyes look great. 83 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,040 I think it's a lost cause. 84 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,280 You'll see. You won't recognize yourself. Trust me. 85 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,020 What's my date like? 86 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,800 He's the one I think's really cute. 87 00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:39,480 His name's Walter. 88 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:43,920 You wouldn't consider switching, would you? 89 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,560 Really? 90 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,200 No. 91 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,280 Stuart won't think I'm pretty enough. 92 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Stuart? 93 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:52,840 That's cute. 94 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,080 Look, when I get through with you, old macho Stuart won't know what hit him. 95 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,140 I'm Lonnie. 96 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:11,020 I'm Jane. 97 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:13,180 I'm Walter. 98 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,120 Hi. I'm Skip. 99 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,140 We met this afternoon. 100 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760 Remember? 101 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:22,050 You look completely different. 102 00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:24,950 Is that good or bad? 103 00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:26,650 Oh, that's real good. 104 00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:30,470 Well, I'm starved. 105 00:22:31,530 --> 00:22:32,750 Something smells great. 106 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:33,970 Who did the cooking? 107 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:35,370 Me and Skip. 108 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,370 I'll be right back. 109 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,580 You can't open the wine. 110 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,720 Thank you. 111 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:07,440 Listen, what would you say if we switched? 112 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,060 You know, you'd take Lonnie? 113 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:16,780 Really? 114 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,040 What do you think they're talking about? 115 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,520 You and me. 116 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,760 Soup is on. 117 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,220 I hope you're all very hungry. 118 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,420 Basically, all computers do. It's turned on and off real fast. 119 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:04,520 You really take me seriously, don't you? 120 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,700 What? You really take me seriously. 121 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,240 Of course I do. 122 00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:43,730 Let's go upstairs. 123 00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:56,950 I don't exactly see myself as Missile Mission Viejo. 124 00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:00,650 What I look like and who I am are completely two different people. 125 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,190 No one sees me as me. I feel like I'm in a comic strip. 126 00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:06,030 Except for you. 127 00:25:06,950 --> 00:25:08,890 You let me relax and be myself. 128 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:10,930 Come on, wait. 129 00:25:11,790 --> 00:25:14,610 You have to give me a chance to use my best lines. I've been practicing. 130 00:25:15,870 --> 00:25:18,490 Don't. I like you just the way you are. 131 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 Bye. 132 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:46,780 Up in the penthouse or down in the basement Love can be self-delusion or 133 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:53,740 self-effacement Heart of the country, street to the city night Love can be 134 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:57,400 beautiful, beautiful Sometimes it's not so pretty but 135 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:02,920 Unadulterated beauty 136 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:09,280 That's why I waited for your love. Love, I can be sure. 137 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:15,040 But true love would be hard to find. 138 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:23,040 Just one time, or again and again, in bright sunshine, or 139 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,640 in a foreign place. 140 00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:31,180 It can confuse and amaze, like the latest dance craze. So let's define it 141 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:37,470 everywhere. And suddenly it fades away, but you love me I'm sophisticated, 142 00:28:38,590 --> 00:28:45,430 you love me That's why I waited for your love Love, I can be 143 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:50,210 sure A true love would be hard 144 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,600 True love. 145 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,840 True love. 146 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:20,020 Kind of escalated. True love. True love. That's why I waited for 147 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:23,800 your love. Love I can be sure of. 148 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,460 True love. True love would be hard to find. 149 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,940 Hard to understand. 150 00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:33,740 Love brings doubt and fear. 151 00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:35,440 Can bring happiness. 152 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:42,110 Or you can be blind with tears Like a shadow in waking dreams Not always what 153 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:47,710 it seems When the mist begins to clear Then you find it disappeared But not 154 00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:52,130 good Unadulterated 155 00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:59,010 That's why I waited for your love Love I can be 156 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:05,250 sure of True love would be hard to find 157 00:30:23,139 --> 00:30:25,940 Outro Music 158 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,550 What are you thinking? 159 00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:17,730 Aren't you beautiful? 160 00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:19,330 Is that a lie? 161 00:31:21,370 --> 00:31:22,370 No. 162 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:26,910 I've always thought of myself as plain looking. 163 00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:30,730 No one's ever said I was beautiful. 164 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:33,910 You are beautiful. 165 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:35,690 Really? 166 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,250 You bet. 167 00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:55,470 and again in black sunshine or in the foreign 168 00:32:55,169 --> 00:32:56,570 Shit. 169 00:33:57,439 --> 00:34:00,200 You make me very happy. 170 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,480 Thank you. 171 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,640 Snow. 172 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,360 Bye.